This really cracks me up!! For once I’m having fun with Unix commands. Here’s more.
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% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

No, no blood samples needed! Haha- that was my reaction when I first saw the word “dna”. I am usually not a fan of online personality tests, but this personalDna survey is really interesting. Apart from the usual yes/no, true/false questions, they have (spoiler alert!) these slider bars for questions and questions where you interactively place your response on a 2D grid. And then you get your own unique DNA color strip along with some cool advice if you want to be different.

Have fun with your self-relevation here.

For the interested folks, here’s mine.

“You are an encouraging leader. Your solid grounding in the practicalities of life, along with your self-assuredness and your willingness to appreciate new things make you a LEADER….”

The Dutch agency Solar Initiative just recently developed a set of two regular-costing 39-euro-cent stamps for the TGP Post. The coolest thing about them is that they have moving images! Gone were the days where stamps were stills. This short movie on paper, featuring Dutch speed skater Yvonne van Gennip, is created using the lenticular effect technology.

These dynamic stamps greatly remind me of the postcards and newspaper photos we see in the Harry Potter movies, where the people in those pictures move, talk and have a whole life of their own. A familiar technology with a novel application! I’m looking forward to more of these moving postage stamps in future…

This video is incredibly funny! Watch how Hunter Cressall rants about how Macs suck.

Though I am a 100% Mac lover, this video gets to me because of the creative manner he rambles! Even the background music is perfect.

Of course what he says about Macs is no longer valid. I had once resurrected a very important file from my Powerbook G4 after I accidentally deleted it and emptied the trash. He obviously hasn’t used Mac OS X Tiger yet! Haha- strangely, I thought he was talking about Windows machines initially.

A quick search on the web yields the following cool (rather unfortunate) domain names. Think twice about your url before registering. Even our #1 global brand can make a slip. Perhaps one day we gonna have to put spaces in domain names…

Pen Island, a site that sells pens: www.penisLand.net

Mole Station Native Nursery: www.molestationNursery.com

Powergen, an Italian power plant: www.powerGenitalia.com

Choose Spain, a Holiday Rentals Service: www.choosesPain.com

Cumming First United Methodist Church: www.cummingFirst.com/organ.html

Who Represents… A search service: www.whorePresents.com

Therapy Finder: www.theRapistFinder.com

IP Anywhere: www.IPanywhere.com (read: I pee anywhere)

Big Al’s Aquarium & Tropical Fish Supply: www.biGalsOnline.com

*** google search: www.goOgle.com ***

Have fun with creating your own subtitles for these Japanese commercial here in foshata! Some of them are totally hilarious!

Mine’s FSH3016 tagged under JA.

A pity we can’t save the video along with our taglines.

Cut the crap! How much for a night?